My Pathetic Past


Vocals: Ken Chinn
Guitar, Saxophone: Marc Belke
Guitar: Brent Belke
Bass: Rob Johnson
Drums: Dave Rees

No prize for congeniality
Never knew popularity
How this ugly stick had wished
To one day become a swan
Always picked last for sports teams
Got cheated out of my wet dream
I missed out on teenage sex
Was too busy beating off to reader's digest

And I can't help but laugh
at my pathetic past
From now on things will be different
Every day will now be recess

Beaten up by football jocks
Forced to hide in toilet stalls
Chased home by rabid dogs
Somehow survived it all
'Kick Me' sign taped to my back
I had to run out of my art class
Shit rolling out of my slacks
Chasing me down the stairwell

Out Now


Artist Bio



Formed in Edmonton in the early '80s, SNFU has been one of the best and longest living of Canada's indie punk bands. Led by brothers …

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