Is This Thing Cursed?

Is This Thing Cursed?, Alkaline Trio

Contributors
Writer: Daniel Andriano
Writer: Derek Grant
Producer: Cameron Webb
Writer: Matt Skiba
Lyrics

Is this thing cursed?

This goddamn thing’s the worst

Now one look in that direction

And everything starts to hurt

Is this thing cursed?

It’s been around for years

And every time my boat’s about tits up

That goddamn thing is near

I tried to throw it in the river

But it washed up in my sink

And now the city cut my water

And it’s all I have to drink

Is this thing cursed?

If it is then I’m the jerk

Who keeps on hanging around

When I simply should just burn it to the ground

Maybe it’s some kind of spell

That I’ve been living under

Collecting coins

found near a nightmare wishing well

Coldest regards

Signed my name and sealed the card

Tried to leave it all behind me

And almost blew up in my car

Is this thing cursed?

Is this thing cursed?

My haunted head aches so much worse

Than those that can’t remember

How dismemberment works

Is this thing cursed?

It’s been around for years

And every time my life’s about tits up

That goddamn thing is near

I tried to throw it in the river

But it washed up in my sink

And now the city cut my water

And it’s all I have to drink

Is this thing cursed?

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    Miami, FL
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  2. 7.13.2022
    Tampa, FL
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  3. 7.15.2022
    Houston, TX
    713 Music Hall
  4. 7.16.2022
    New Braunfels, TX
    Whitewater Amphitheater
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    Irving, TX
    Irving Music Factory

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