01. How long at Epitaph?

Only since November 2010, but here in Epitaph’s accounting department, everything really adds up.

02. Most beloved Epitaph release of all time?

SNFU’s “FYULABA”

03. First crush?

Phil Collins, “Man on the Corner” era.

04. First major concert?

Scorpions and Dio, at Red Rocks Amphitheatre.

05. Best Tom Hanks movies?

“The Burbs” and “Joe vs. the Volcano.”

06. Best episode of “Family Ties”?

“Uncle Ned is an Alcoholic” - Tom Hanks calls Alex Keaton a punk, looks good in a purple thermal, plays a clarinet, and chugs a bottle of vanilla. It’s really a tear jerker.

07. Other interests, outside of cutting checks at Epitaph?

• lasers
• organic picnics
• brown pigeons
• puns
• yoga
• Carl Sagan reruns
• and tricking my boyfriend into doing the laundry